THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PROCRASTINATION: HOW TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT

Are you tired of being productive and getting things done? Do you dream of spending your days lounging on the couch, binge-watching your favorite TV shows, and eating an entire pizza by yourself? Well, you’re in luck! Because today, we’re going to teach you the art of procrastination.

STEP 1: SET YOUR GOALS (OR NOT)

The first step to becoming a master procrastinator is to set your goals. Or not. Really, it’s up to you. But if you do decide to set goals, make sure they’re ridiculously unrealistic. Like, “I’m going to clean my entire house, do my laundry, and cook a three-course meal… tomorrow.” Yeah, right.

STEP 2: FIND YOUR EXCUSES

Excuses are the lifeblood of any good procrastinator. And the best part is, you can use the same excuses over and over again! “I’m too tired.” “I’m too busy.” “I’m too… uh… creative.” Yeah, that’s it.

STEP 3: PRACTICE YOUR PROCRASTINATION TECHNIQUES

Now that you’ve got your goals (or not) and your excuses, it’s time to practice your procrastination techniques. Here are a few of our favorites:

– Watching cat videos on YouTube
– Playing video games for 12 hours straight
– Reading a book… about procrastination
– Taking a nap… or three

-Don’t forget to watch your comedy Skits on your favourite socials

– Remember to unsubscribe to some intellectual channels on your socials

– window shopping :very important

STEP 4: DEAL WITH THE GUILT (OR NOT)

Eventually, you’re going to have to deal with the guilt of not getting anything done. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just tell yourself that you’re “recharging your batteries” or “taking a mental health day.” Yeah, that’s it.

CONCLUSION: PROCRASTINATION IS AN ART FORM

And there you have it, folks. The ultimate guide to procrastination. Remember, procrastination is an art form. It takes skill, creativity, and a lot of practice. So don’t be discouraged if you don’t get it right away. Just keep practicing, and soon you’ll be a master of “I WILL GET IT DONE TOMORROW “